What is this shit? This here is a webpage on the internet. It is subject to include immense amounts of awesome. Unfortunately, it doesn't contain immense amounts of awesome.
How much of this did you steal? Just the font (dafont.com) and the header picture (wikipedia.org), we swear.
What is your electronic mail address? Sean - sldsquirrel at gmail dotcom Ryan - donkeywipe at gmail dotcom Mark - nonchieda at gmail dotcom
Were any of these questions ever actually asked? Well, naturally nobody has ever seen this site, so no, these questions have not been asked. It does makes us feel important, though.